European Magpie (Pica pica)

“The European Magpie is one of the few animals known to be able to recognize its own reflection.”

“However, the magpie has yet to develop the cortical mass, and the accompanying cognitive sophistication, to be able to recognize. . . ”

Look at the little birdie!  It thinks it's people!  I said LOOK AT IT, LOSER.

“. . .the pile of regret and shame resembling a cruel mockery of humanity that you see every time you look in the mirror.”

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